I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) 

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him), also known as the prince of peppers, the king of cucumbers, is superior being.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.

"OMG, The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just defeated Shaggy in a pepper eating contest."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) by Wagwan Bluuuud May 20, 2019

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

Black people can't be racist by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

Will Pepsi be okay? by zacon November 29, 2003

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

People really be out here 

Saying something out loud that someone is doing that is displeasing or if something is displeasing

Person 1: *buys something for $2000*
Person 2: People really be out here buying expensive ass shit for no reason

Person 1: *gives opinion on something*
Person 2: People really be out here thinking I give a fuck

People really be out here by Mydogtastegood November 21, 2019

peace be the journey 

Used in the movie Cool Runnings,,

definition: Today, I wish you peace in your journey, whatever you are doing.

PEACE B DA JURNEE BRUVA ☮
peace be the journey cuh♡

peace be the journey by villalmi23 October 25, 2020