asstard 

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

asstard by Roper May 10, 2003

asstard 

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

asstard by CBG April 21, 2007

asstard 

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

asstard by Allie December 29, 2003

Asstard 

A retard and/or bastard that smells.

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

Asstard by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019

asstard 

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

asstard by John Ly October 22, 2003

asstard 

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

asstard by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009

asstard 

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

asstard by Lepper March 20, 2003