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Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.
Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!
Asperfation by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

aspinating 

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie
"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."
aspinating by Tiiim June 25, 2008

Awespiration 

Noun, Inspiration that is both inspiring and awesome.

(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.

(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.
(n.) The Nazis might have figured out that Adolf Hitler was evil if he hadn't dealt out such awespiration.

(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.

(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!
Awespiration by NoMSG August 21, 2010

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.
Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

spiration 

combined with another word infront of it meaning one of your many inspirations.
"OMG, Misha Barton is my thin-spiration."
"Rachel Ray is my food-spiration."
spiration by jham October 30, 2007

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.
Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
assination by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009