Arseholetent

When the hole is big enough to fit your immediate family along with your 50 cousins.

"Damn! Her arseholetent looks like it can fit her whole fam"

Arseholetent by B n T November 16, 2016

Assaholic 

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

Assaholic by funkstank June 29, 2009

buggering arseholes 

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

buggering arseholes by mockschmock December 14, 2006

assoholic

a chronic condition usually associated with constant asshole
behavior. This condition is non gender specific

Sally: I went out with Jerry last night and he kept hitting on the waitrees.

Patty: Jerry must be an assoholic. Dump him, girl!

assoholic by pretty wings September 11, 2009

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

do you know where you arsehole by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

Arsehole butt fuck 

A powerful cocktail and emetic consisting of Advocaat, cherryade and the residues from as many half-finished drinks as are available. Can be topped up with new residues as the night progresses and be used as a forfeit in a drinking game or reserved for the less discerning attendants at a party. Vomited arsehole butt fuck indelibly stains concrete patio slabs.

Mike: Jesus! Is that guy vomiting blood?
Bob: No, he just drank a pint of arsehole butt fuck.

Arsehole butt fuck by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

Arsehole of Cyclists 

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

Arsehole of Cyclists by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019