arseholist

arse·hol·ist arse-ho-list,

1.
a person, normally male, who has intent to make people feel bad about their previous actions, by making up lies to make the 'arseholist' feel better about their own daft situation.

Every time I do or say something wrong, even if it was accidental, you go and act like a complete arseholist because you have something to hide.

by theex October 3, 2012

dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

Arseholetent

When the hole is big enough to fit your immediate family along with your 50 cousins.

"Damn! Her arseholetent looks like it can fit her whole fam"

by B n T November 16, 2016

buggering arseholes

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

Arseholian

A person who usually without any effort is naturally gifted in excelling at the disruption of almost every situation they are involved in directly or indirectly. Arseholians also are naturally obnoxious , arrogant and non compliant to any reasonable solutions that may help them or their situation and thrive on creating problems so they have something to whinge about.

I told him not to put that on Facebook . Now he's been arrested and lost his job at the morgue. He's such an arseholian

by Drydentested3 September 4, 2013

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006

Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.

Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"

by happynoj March 5, 2010