All those years before 1969, there was no ageism, then suddenly there is ageism. It makes you wonder if the same is true about sexism or racism, and how much you hear about any of it is actually true.

Ageism seems like one of those things somebody came up with that a bunch of other people joined in and said ageism, oh yeah, I know what this guy is talking about, I've experienced that too.

Ageism by The Original Agahnim August 1, 2021

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Ageism

A type of discrimination that isn't real but kids like to believe it is because they want to be oppressed so bad and they're just upset that they're minors.

adult: "You need to be 21 to order an alcoholic drink here."
minor: "You know that's ageism, right?"

Ageism by i 69ed ur mom April 10, 2021

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Ageism

The Discrimination of people solely based on their age, mostly targeted towards teenagers or the elderly.

40 Year Old Person: "Hey teenager, is that a VAPE in your hand?"
Teenager: "No sir, that is a pen that I bought from the store to do my homework"
40 Year Old Person: "I saw on Good Morning America that all teenagers are doing are vaping, Im calling the cops"
Teenager: "That is ageism sir."

Boss: "Bernie, You are fired"
Bernie: "Why? I am the best and most efficient employee here!"
Boss: "Well, you are 65 and could retire soon, and we don't feel like giving you the retirement plan we promised"
Bernie: "That is ageism I will cancel you on twitter!"

Ageism by the hecks and fricks police October 14, 2021

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ageism

Mostly what kids and teens and young adults think of people over the age of 30.

ageism: Did you see that guy? How
old is he? 35?! Geez that’s old, what does he know? Boomer!!

ageism by natchoman February 20, 2024

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