Afflictionado 

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.

That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.

Afflictionado by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

Affliction 

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

Affliction by Roc18 September 10, 2009

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

Affliction T Shirt by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

Affliction shirts 

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

Affliction shirts by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction 

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction by Ricshah September 22, 2010

Afflicted Herd 

a direct reference to the group of males that continually don so called "Affliction" genre T-Shirts. These shirts are known for their heavy price tag, sparkly, and tattoo like graphics. These shirts also have been deemed acceptable for any social situation no matter how distinguished; they allow males to be "stylish" without any internal creative input. These groups of males usually attempt to impress you with their incessant banter which usually contains UFC fighter name drops and the indisputable fact that they are in the midst of MMA training (despite their visible beer gut).

Motivation: To impress the opposite gender with their overwhelmingly masculinity. This desire psychologically stems from significant insecurities. All members have been initiated via the herd mentality Nietzsche perceives this mentality as a form of subservience and a weakness among the common man, and that the "Superman" as Nietzsche terms is the one who overcomes the values of such a fallible herd.

" The bar was overran with members of the afflicted herd; never have I smelled so much hair spray and douchery in one locale"

Afflicted Herd by scrumhalf86 January 29, 2010

afflectation 

noun.

turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette.

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Alyssa: physical or emotional?

Holden: emotional penetration?

Alyssa: i fell in love hard with Caitlin Brie in high school.

Holden: physical?

Alyssa: we had sex.

Holden: yeah, but not real sex.

Alyssa: i move to have that Afflectation stricken from the record on account of it makes you sound like an asshole.

afflectation by Mavelicious April 8, 2009