how to cook a turkey 

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

how to cook a turkey by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003

A Turkish shower 

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

A Turkish shower by Alex Largo August 19, 2016

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling by Nick D May 30, 2006

choking on a turkey neck 

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

choking on a turkey neck by Trader1933 January 13, 2017

cook a turkey with gravy  

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy by Ron March 27, 2007

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Carve you open like a turkey 

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

Carve you open like a turkey by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016