Carrot River 

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

Carrot River by Bigjib February 6, 2020

Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

Carrot Milk by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

Carrot Fingers by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

Carrot Face 

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

Carrot Face by tchazinator September 6, 2015

Carrot fetish 

When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos

Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish

Carrot fetish by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016

carrot bitch 

A girl who spray tans too much

That carrot bitch is so orange she looks like a construction sign.

carrot bitch by carrotbitch August 14, 2017

Carrot Sucker 

1. The definition of every girl at lunch time.
2. The way that every women learns how to suck cock.

Want to come to soccer? asked maria
Julie replied no, I need to learn how to be a Carrot Sucker

Carrot Sucker by the_one_and_only_boi March 22, 2018