Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the
guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each
guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a
roll of
paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each
guy shoots a load. I
don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you
don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will
never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm
sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm
sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I
don't know if
sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn
mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
