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I swear the hottest girl out.
Lauren is the total hotness
A male or female who is really physically attractive.
Johnny Depp has the qualities of amazing acting, hotness, and the traits of a comedian.

hotness in a bag 

n. A phrase used to describe the EXTREME hotness of a guy or girl. Can be used by itself in certain circumstances, commonly as a nickname or codename used to refer to the person in question.
Girl--OMG my new chem partner is sooo cute!!!
Friend--I agree: total hotness in a bag.
hotness in a bag by Isla Rhodes November 6, 2009

hotnesses 

Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?
hotnesses by JMayzin August 19, 2010

hottiness 

The attitude a 'hottie' gives off to the world!
'That Majenica, check her out in all her hottiness!'
hottiness by kkgrafx April 17, 2010

Hotness Scale 2.0 

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
Hotness Scale 2.0 by Tahm May 16, 2008