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coffeecupped 

When you date a guy/girl and you're just not quite interested on going on another date/sleeping with them again.

Maybe you banged the guy/girl very shortly after meeting them (first to fourth date) and you don't need anything more from them - i.e. you've lost interest/found something better.

Essentially the dopamine has stopped flowing and you want something new.

It is also possible to believe that you've been coffeecupped, if you think the above condition exists in the other party's consciousness.
Man I was seeing that cool European girl I met on Tinder last week, she was nice but way too easy if you know what I mean - I've since coffeecupped her and now dating an Asian chick. bang sex dating tinder
coffeecupped by adejh June 13, 2017
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coffee educator 

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.
coffee educator by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

coffee dork 

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
coffee dork by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Coffee and Nudes 

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.
Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
Coffee Rip by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

coffee with cream

If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream
coffee with cream by Spin daddy mike September 2, 2017