1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
Get the Zaned mug.A lovely young fellow. Usually found helping people or discovering Interesting things about nature. Meaning little fire. Zaydens are often fit, and very good at martial arts specifically the bow staff. Artsy, excellent big brothers and treat women like gold.
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by Ianlovesalbert January 17, 2010
Get the Zanney mug.The geographical area encompassing Muskingum College, New Concord, Cambridge, and Zanesville, Ohio.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum Student A: I would really love to go shopping....
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
by John Lifeguard March 6, 2009
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Get the Zaneer mug.He is a very caring man ,sweet , treats you with respect just like his girl. Can be very gentle , loyal , and a great listener. He can tend to love sports but be shy to new people. He is one of the nicest and handsome type of young man.
Mom ~ I need you to listen to me and remember what I tell you.
Three Months Later
Zane ~ My mom told me to always treat others how I want to be treated. So love and respect is the easiest to do.
Three Months Later
Zane ~ My mom told me to always treat others how I want to be treated. So love and respect is the easiest to do.
by Zhodge_01 November 13, 2018
Get the Zane mug.Zane is a very kinda,funny guy and is really amazing when u get to know him he might make many mistakes and do stupid crap,but he’s still a great guy.He is an amazing friend, and will always be there when u need him he’s also like a drug once you start loving him u can’t stop.He’s a little stupid and ridiculous,but he can be mysterious and kind when he falls for u and you fall for him.He has gone through a lot in life so he might be a little serious sometimes, and his life might be a bit jacked up but be there for him like he would be there for u when u need him.Show him how much you care for him because he will treat you like his everything and don’t let go of him,he’s a good friend to keep.
Girls:hey I saw you talking to Zane
Girl:yeah he’s my best friend
Girls:well he sure seems like a good one
Girl:yeah he is he’s always there for me
Girl:yeah he’s my best friend
Girls:well he sure seems like a good one
Girl:yeah he is he’s always there for me
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