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fifteen minutes 

this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.
Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you

Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes
fifteen minutes by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

stoner minute 

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.
I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds
stoner minute by kstan3 December 1, 2010

15 minutes 

The period of time you're legally allowed to leave the classroom after if the teacher doesn't show up
Aaron was acquitted of all charges after the judge didn't show up within 15 minutes
15 minutes by DisgustingWeebs December 16, 2018

Adrian minute 

when someone says they'll be back in a minute but they end up taking hours to get back
Adrian: I'll be back, give me a minute. Start the match without me
also Adrian: *comes back with a diploma, his new wife and kids, and a new dog*\
friends: looks like he took an Adrian minute
Adrian minute by jojowylin September 6, 2019

Renfe minute 

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.
I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
Renfe minute by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

5 Minute Crafts 

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.
DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT
5 Minute Crafts by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022