Carrot Thistle 

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

Carrot Thistle by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

Carrot Fondue 

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.

Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.

Carrot Fondue by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012

carrot mind 

The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.

Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.

carrot mind by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

carrot rope 

1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom

"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"

"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"

carrot rope by andrewco October 6, 2005

Carrot Account 

DISCLAIMER: this definition is for quotev and quotev only

an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.

Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com

Carrot Account by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020

carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008

carrot snapper 

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

carrot snapper by ty2i July 24, 2009