Sacramento Turtleneck

When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.

She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>

Sacramento Turtleneck by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009

Sacramento Blood Drive 

Pulling a girls tampon out by the string with your mouth then biting it n squeezing the blood out into her mouth

He does the Sacramento Blood Drive once a month when his girlfriend is on her period

Sacramento Blood Drive by Kodak Mexican January 29, 2018

Sacramento Cheap Skate 

When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.

So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.

Sacramento Cheap Skate by iblineman November 8, 2009

Sacramento Sandwich 

After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.

George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich

Sacramento Sandwich by Anna Recksick March 31, 2008

sacramento stinker 

The act of spreading your ass away from eachother, opening your butt hole wide open. Then somebody shits in your butt hole. Then you put your index finger in your hole and twirling it around until it is covered in poop. Then you lick your finger and Makeout with someone.

Brian and Carl did the Sacramento stinker together.

sacramento stinker by prom_queen November 21, 2010

sacramento space suit 

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

sacramento space suit by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

sacramento standoff 

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

sacramento standoff by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016