iblineman's definitions

Sacramento Coat Hanger

Wearing your used condom draped over your still patially erect penis after any sexual encounter.

I didn't want to have to wash the sex off a perfectly good tube sock so I just sported the Sacramento coat hanger for a while.

by iblineman November 8, 2009

Sacramento Cheap Skate

When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.

So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.

by iblineman November 8, 2009