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Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns 

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!

Burger King Foot Lettuce 

Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."

Burger King Marriage 

When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.
"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."

burger king bulldozer 

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.
Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

Burger King bathroom standard 

A baseline of raw sexual attraction by asking the question “Would you bang them in a Burger King Bathroom”
Person 1: Dude her personality is a little bitchy
Person 2: Based on your Burger King bathroom standard, would you bang her

burger king foot lettuce 

number 15. burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you would want i your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus.. but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce,, with the statement, ¨ dis is de lettuc u eat at berger king. ¨ admittedly, he had shoes on, but thats even werse. the post went live at 11:38 PM on july 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the bugrer king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least, i hope hes rogue. how did it happen? well the BK employee he hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield height oHiOo, this was at 11:47, three minutes later, at 11;50, the burge king branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment, five minutes later,, the news station was contacte- you know what? im not gonna type all this in bye.
yum foot fungus mmm burger king foot lettuce fungus yum mm