When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
by LightlessLamp March 23, 2020