tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

tard guard by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

lard tard 

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

lard tard by PMax January 11, 2009

meth tard 

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

meth tard by Truman Starr September 10, 2005

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

tard squad 

(derogatory) Technically, a group of retarded people. But the term is usually used to describe a group of people considered to be dorks, idiots or weirdos. Also used as an insult by suggesting that someone is a member of said squad and should be riding the short bus to school. See also tard.

Man, check out Leisure Suit over there... is he auditioning for the tard squad or something?

tard squad by YodaDoe January 24, 2005

taddy cat 

An annoying person who causes a random disruption to your personal being. Someone who messes things up or makes something go wrong. Or also used if you cant think of another word to call somebody.if someones a taddy cat, their pretty much janky. :]

my friend pierce called tate a taddy cat when he jumped off the golfcart JUST to pick a wild apple.

mason;ty, you freakin taddy cat, you made the dog pee on me!"

pierce; quit being such a taddy cat and go get me a water!

jessica; quit it tristin your bein a taddy cat!

meggan; david quit mooning your freaking butt at me your being a freaking taddy cat!

taylor; slams his locker and yells taddy cat, but ponders in confusion of what it really means...

taddy cat by Jessica mfpettyyy July 6, 2007

tard fest 

A really lame party, or any attempt at organized behavior by a bunch of tards.

Dude, no way I am going to Frankie's party, I went last week and it was a total tard fest.

tard fest by sum1jr May 22, 2009