Twitter 

Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.

Person: "I should do homework"

*turns on computer*

Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"

*spends the next hour not doing homework*

Twitter by (suck)cessful April 9, 2012

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A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

twitter by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018

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a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?

Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.

twitter by hylrixe June 16, 2021

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a site that took the status updates from facebook and made it into a social network. its gay.

guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man.
guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer

twitter by fubous November 27, 2009

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the act of fluttering ones eyelashes on another's anus

she sucked my balls and twittered my crack while jerking me off

twitter by team vagg March 26, 2009

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Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.

I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier

Twitter by Ninja L November 13, 2009

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to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

twitter by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009