Emerson Spartz 

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

Emerson Spartz by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ 

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school

Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ by Lumpy funker August 2, 2019

emerson biggins 

Quite literally, "them are some big ones..."
Usually referring to a chick's rack or perhaps a dude's sack.

"Man, did you see those melons on her? Emerson Biggins."

emerson biggins by Emerson Biggins June 28, 2006

Emerson's Hair 

The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.

"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"

"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"

Emerson's Hair by dogmeat78 October 15, 2012

Emerson's Thugs 

A community who support the Good Fight for Sanity, and like to ridicule/mock the militant and delusional H/Hr shippers as much as possible. Especially snowy.

(Emerson is the wonderful, hilarious, and somewhat sexy webmaster of mugglenet.)

"Mock snowy? Become an Emerson's Thug ..."

Emerson's Thugs by Tiffi September 11, 2005

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

An extremely talented band,

Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.

Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.

Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.

The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.

They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.

prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.

ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.

prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.

ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.

Emerson, Lake & Palmer by joe725 May 2, 2007

Emerson Picklyck 

Terrorist who makes bombs as a hobby and trades fake currencies online.

"Emerson Picklyck! Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here!"

Emerson Picklyck by JoeBidenisajoke September 27, 2021