Definitions by dogmeat78

Muss 

When it's obvious that you have to do something

Dude.. I heard you are thinking about coming to the festival.. Are you dumb? It's muss

Muss by dogmeat78 July 20, 2023

Gravel Gunt

An area of a female that provides your business traction and stability.

Yesterday was rough.. I had no choice to plow through that Gravel gunt. No pain.. No gain.

Gravel Gunt by dogmeat78 January 13, 2023

do a nest 

building a nest

she do a nest in bananas. good mom. cumfy bananas.

do a nest by dogmeat78 June 29, 2017

Emerson's Hair 

The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.

"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"

"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"

Emerson's Hair by dogmeat78 October 15, 2012

Dad's Legs 

A relatively young person who's legs resemble ones of a middle aged man or older. Untanned and has barely any muscle.

Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.

"Dude, what's up with your legs? they're sooo white! don't you ever wear shorts?"

"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."

Dad's Legs by dogmeat78 August 3, 2009