by dogmeat78 June 29, 2017
A relatively young person who's legs resemble ones of a middle aged man or older. Untanned and has barely any muscle.
Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.
Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.
"Dude, what's up with your legs? they're sooo white! don't you ever wear shorts?"
"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."
"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."
by dogmeat78 August 04, 2009
The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.
"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"
"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"
"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"
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