Grandrous Lifestyle 

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing

Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!

Grandrous Lifestyle by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008

Grandma Montana 

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.

Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.

Grandma Montana by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Grandmaphilia 

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.

I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.

Grandmaphilia by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010

grandissimus 

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

grandissimus by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

grandparentage 

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

grandparentage by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

Grandipirkka 

It’s an amazing brand and as soon as you drink the juice you’ll feel more energetic. Marika hates it so much but that her opinion. Anyways otherwise everyone really loves and they’ll all recommend it to you👋🥭

Hey you see that’s a grandipirkka omg you’re mom broke her hand, givva her grandi. C’mon she’s gonna break her toes soon!!! Be careful out there?

Grandipirkka by Gatchipirkkaaaaamurumaa January 18, 2021

Bernard-Grandmaître 

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.

Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.

Bernard-Grandmaître by Blueyso May 25, 2019