FBI OPEN UP 

The thing you hear before the FBI busts through your door and raids your entire house for loli.

*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

FBI OPEN UP by Frank Grimey Grimes July 14, 2018

FBI Agent 

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.

Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...

FBI Agent by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

FBI OPEN UP 

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.

Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*

FBI OPEN UP by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

FBI warning of doom 

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

FBI warning of doom by Dave March 26, 2004

fbi open up 

hentai uncensored loli?
oh I don't like where this is going.

kanna-san:Senpai....Deeeppeeerrr
fbi:fbi open up!

fbi open up by virtualsadboy June 15, 2018

fbi guy 

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.

FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.

fbi guy by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

Fbi kuruma 

The fbi car in gta 3 which gets crushed or destoryed

Ayo that fbi kuruma be looking weak

Fbi kuruma by Chettoboy69 February 21, 2022