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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

FBI warning of doom 

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me
FBI warning of doom by Dave March 26, 2004

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Don't fbi me 

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.
Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!
Don't fbi me by Andycoe April 8, 2018
F- funny
B- but
I- i
D- didnt
L- laugh
0- out
L- loud
it a word that you use when you think somthing is funny, but you dont laugh out loud.
a texting conversation...

Tom- why does helen keller only mastrubatm with one hand?

Bill- idk why?

Tom- So she can moan with the other!

Bill- Fbidlol
fbidlol by sam wise gamchee May 11, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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