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Searched by gov't servants--i.e. the fuzz or FBI.
2) A girlfriend FBI's her man.
The cops pulled us over 'n FBI'd the shit outta us!

My bitch FBI'd the shit outta me last night!

FBI'd by Brent Waterbury March 22, 2007
Words you can keep

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

FBI warning of doom 

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me
FBI warning of doom by Dave March 26, 2004

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Don't fbi me 

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.
Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!
Don't fbi me by Andycoe April 8, 2018
F- funny
B- but
I- i
D- didnt
L- laugh
0- out
L- loud
it a word that you use when you think somthing is funny, but you dont laugh out loud.
a texting conversation...

Tom- why does helen keller only mastrubatm with one hand?

Bill- idk why?

Tom- So she can moan with the other!

Bill- Fbidlol
fbidlol by sam wise gamchee May 11, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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