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Her did you see Jim?
Isn't he kinda pount?
Pount by knightemare February 8, 2015
1. a person who attempts to be an expert in the public eye, but fails.

2. one who thinks of themself as being more famous and well respected than they are.

3. someone who's public opinions are generally disliked, not held as insightful or something to be followed

4. The loser version of pundit. As the truncated version of its root word indicates, someone who falls short of being a true pundit.
In the movie "Napolean Dynomite", Kip is the ultimate pund.

Al Sharpton is such a pund.
pund by Honest Anthony May 14, 2005

ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
A body of water similar in size to a pool. Larger than a puddle but smaller than a lake, ponds usually have some time of small lifeforms living within.
I found 25 dollars tied to a body in the pond down the street. Woohoo! 25 dollars!
Pond by babaloulou November 11, 2003

Shedding Pounds

To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.
"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"

"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"
Shedding Pounds by Jephrey May 31, 2006

Cum Pond 

When a male ejaculates into a woman’s bellybutton, creating a pool of cum inside of it.
Cory gave Susan a Cum Pond
Cum Pond by wutwy December 4, 2018