Schrödinger's Dildo 

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

Schrödinger's Dildo by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020

Shrek SUPER Dildo 

Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free

You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT

Shrek SUPER Dildo by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

diamond dildo 

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"

If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"

diamond dildo by ikedaddy April 23, 2006

Captain Dildo 

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

Captain Dildo by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011

hobo dildo 

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

hobo dildo by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

organic dildo by Pierre December 28, 2005

pirate dildo 

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

pirate dildo by mike hunt April 18, 2004