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When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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