time 

Something that only goes faster and faster as you get older.

January 1, 2057 - 12:09 AM
"The year's over already? Where did that time go?"

time by nilethe146 June 11, 2015

Time 

1. (NOUN) Something you're obviously wasting by being on here in the first place ;)

Yo I'm going to spend my time wisely

Sure you are =/

Time by Jackson B/ February 15, 2017

Time 

At what point does linear time stop?

"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived

Time by Hym Iam April 22, 2022

Time 

Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.

Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."

Time by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Time 

Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.

Time will become time

Time by Donald.J Trump December 12, 2016

Time 

A meaningless concept created by humans to keep track of when people come and when people go.

" Hey Joe, what's the time?"
" Time is not real."

Time by frieschickennoodlewing October 9, 2017

Time 

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing

Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses

Time by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018