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Punting from the Cambridge end 

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!

Urethral Cambridge Cumming 

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

The Cambridge School of Weston 

A school in the middle of the fucking woods. Almost every building is green or yellow. It's so fucking cheugy. Also its suppose to be an art school yet I had better art classes at my public high school where people use to poop on the floor. Don't even get me started on sports. If you want a school that shoots on the wrong goal or net every game, CSW is the school for you. Unless you play frisbee because for some reason it's the only sport every person at CSW plays. If you are about to attend CSW, I hope you like cold gluten free pasta.
I heard The Cambridge School of Weston re-uses the poop for gardening. How environmentally cautious of them.

University of Cambridge 

The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.

They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.

Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.

Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.

Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."

"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"

"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."

"The University of Cambridge has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."

east cambridge

A pretty chill place In Massachusetts where 9 year olds swear like sailors. Black and milds are pretty popular there. Get somebody who looks 18 to go to staches and get you a pack. The galaria is there and its a good place to shop. Some chill kids from a school in west roxbury hang there.
Charlie: Yo Sarah, you coming to east cambridge this weekend?

Me: No doubt

Kairon: Yeh I'll be there too
east cambridge by Sheebes April 30, 2008

East Cambridge

East Cambridge a part of Cambridge, MA 5 or 6 blocks big, mostly white very few blacks live there (they get jumped). NO YUPPIES are around and if they are around the kids either dont wanna get arrested or they just dont feel like jumpin there ass. Where the drug problem is huge easy to get heroin or coke your choice. Also alot of guns are around, where it isnt safe to park your car at night (many car break ins) And finally where the Cambridge Galleria is located. If anyone feels like gettn robbed and held up by junkies or homeless people please go at night
Mike: Johnny where you from?
Johnny: Im from East Cambridge.
Mike: I heard its tough over there
Johnny: I guess it is unless ur a junkie

East Cambridge the toughest hood in Cambridge!!!!
East Cambridge by Crimebridge January 9, 2008