Double Blumpkin 69 

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

Double Blumpkin 69 by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

walking 69 

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

walking 69 by Evac156 February 17, 2005

Suicidal 69 

To be the person performing oral sex inside the sleeping-bag during 69.

How did she died? She was the '9' in a Suicidal 69.

Suicidal 69 by Minos 69 July 11, 2010

standing 69 

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.

Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*

standing 69 by jseidel40imajc September 23, 2008

Anal 69 

When two people munch butt instead of licking genitalia in the 69 position

Johnny blew a big, stinky, wet fart in Julia's mouth while they were performing anal 69, and she thought it was icky.

Anal 69 by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Rovin 69

Drinking game where two people line up on opposite sides of a ping pong table with one cup filled all the way to the top. The players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the other persons cup. If you hit the cup with the ball you have to take 2 sips out of your cup. If you make it into the cup both sides have to chug the rest of their cup and the first one to finish and then flip cup it wins.

Bloje, wanna rip a fat Sheldon and play Rovin 69???

Rovin 69 by Ricoswag September 22, 2017