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Cincinnati Panini Press 

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

rueben panini

The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.
Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.

global panini 

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

grundlewich panini 

Two grundles, fresh pressed, having been washed within two days, marinating in a stew of gooey satisfaction due to previous exersions, whatever may be the cause.
Well that was quite a marathon. All I need is to get my face betwixt a nice hot grundlewich panini
grundlewich panini by bradfenkel February 23, 2014

Porcelain Panini 

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.
I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
Porcelain Panini by Stank22 January 19, 2016

Christina Panini 

Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.

She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Christina Panini by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019