long cocked 

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

long cocked by thebev September 20, 2005

choker 

adj.
when a girl puts your dick so far in her mouth she chokes...but not to death.

"dude, last night this girl gave me a choker!"

choker by Shaggy March 9, 2005

Choke the monkey 

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

Choke the monkey by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choker 

Indicates a girls ability in sucking dick. Usually associated with a "black belt" in sucking dick.

Dude! Is she wearing a choker? She must give fiiiine head!

Choker by Kapitalist panda March 29, 2017

Choked Heart 

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

Choked Heart by MathPlus August 5, 2017

Cocked Asian 

A half Asian and half any other race (white or black) person. Cocked Asian is what you call someone when their parents are bi-racial and their mom specifically is Asian. This phrase came from many Half Asian kids not having Asian dads. This is because Asian mom's were cocked by another race.

My friend Stephen is a cocked asian because his mom is asian and his dad is white.

Cocked Asian by rex virtual February 7, 2017

Choke on your tongue drunk 

So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.

He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.

Choke on your tongue drunk by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010