two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

good for nothing 

A phrase that can describe two entirely-opposite ends of the meaning-spectrum, depending on how the words are punctuated.

A "good-for-nothing" is, of course, someone who lacks the knowledge and/or motivation to make himself useful in any way. But on the other hand, someone who zealously toils and struggles his a** off trying to totally "be a saint 24/7" but receives no better treatment as a result of it --- in other words, his fellow humans mistreat him with just as much chilliness and lack of charity as if he were just a "good-for-nothing" --- will feel as if he's been "good for nothing"... he's totally worn himself out trying to be "Honest Abe" and "Sir Galahad", yet nobody acknowledges or appreciates his efforts, and so he's behaved himself exceptionally but received zero reward or praise for his efforts.

good for nothing by QuacksO January 6, 2019

Nothing Ass MF

Someone who has nothing to do ever! They can be found sitting on their Grandma's porch or riding on the passenger side of everyone's vehicle. They can never offer any suggestions as to what they need or want to do. They always know about all the gossip but they refuse to get up and do anything productive. They always just talk about doing something but never do.

Mona: "Hey Chris", whats going on?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna be up to today?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What did you do yesterday?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna do later?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: O.K then, bye you nothing ass MF.

Nothing Ass MF by MonaLuv30 June 27, 2008

Turkey Nosing 

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

Turkey Nosing by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

got nothing coming 

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

got nothing coming by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

E-nothing 

|iˈˌnəθi ng |

n. An enlisted member of the US military below the rank of E-5. Someone without sufficient authority over anyone/anything to cause any real affect. Considered inept by anyone E-6 or higher, regardless of how demonstrably capable. Used in a derogatory fashion by E-6 and above; used in a amiable fashion by E-5 and below. *The* place to be in the US military.

Shitstain: "This P-way hasn't been swabbed in over 12 hours! Get some E-nothing in here with a bucket."

E-5: "Time to bust up the Khakis with an E-nothing luncheon."

E-nothing by Bachelor boB June 18, 2010

Nothingness 

The reason why everything exists.
The secret of the universe

Nothingness. No beginning or end. No start or finish. Nothing actually exists, therefore everything can exist.

Nothingness by aRe. December 20, 2010