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E-nothing 

|iˈˌnəθi ng |

n. An enlisted member of the US military below the rank of E-5. Someone without sufficient authority over anyone/anything to cause any real affect. Considered inept by anyone E-6 or higher, regardless of how demonstrably capable. Used in a derogatory fashion by E-6 and above; used in a amiable fashion by E-5 and below. *The* place to be in the US military.
Shitstain: "This P-way hasn't been swabbed in over 12 hours! Get some E-nothing in here with a bucket."

E-5: "Time to bust up the Khakis with an E-nothing luncheon."
E-nothing by Bachelor boB June 18, 2010
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e-nothing 

A name used by RDC's when referring to US Navy Recruits. Usually used when the recruit gives the RDC attitude or in some way disobeys or smart mouths a superior.

The name is meant to instill a sense of worthlessness and demoralize the recruit as part of the whole "break you down to build you up" process.
RDC: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY. I AM A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER. AN E-7. YOU ARE A RECRUIT. AN E-NOTHING. AN E-FUCKING-NOTHING. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EARNED THE FUCKING 1.

*A ass chewing like this is usually followed by the statement "8-counts begin"*
e-nothing by Nielmar May 5, 2011
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e-nothing 

1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.
ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.
e-nothing by oska February 10, 2007

e-nothing 

1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.

ad. 1
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.
e-nothing by oska December 12, 2008

E. Fucking Nothing 

A phrase which originated among Pittsburgh millworkers which means you ended up with nothing when you expected something.
What did the boss do when you asked him for a raise 'anat? That jagoff gave me E. Fucking Nothing. I wouldn't jag yer wires.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026