blind cocked 

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

blind cocked by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

fucked into a cocked hat by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

name checked 

When someone more famous than you mentions your name or the name of your company/product/etc in public. Kind of the opposite of name dropping.

Ozzy name checked my shop on his reality show for that wrist flame tat I gave him.

name checked by idunnoit January 24, 2009

clocked

Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".

"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."

clocked by GayMedia April 4, 2010

clocked

Beaten, bashed, punished. To hit someone.

"Shut the fuck up before I clock you."
"He waz gettin' tough, so I clocked him one."

clocked by Diego September 11, 2003

CROCKED 

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.

Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.

CROCKED by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021

Cocked 

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=]..8)!

Cocked by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009