Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. Involves visions of grandeur/being immensely deluded only to bottle it again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

"Hey, did you see Spurs get knocked out of Europe by the 8th best team in Belgium last night?"

"Haha, yeah. That was so Spursy."

Spursy by BallStreet February 24, 2017

Spur Jiggling

The manipulating or lying for sexual gain.

Girl 1: Were you out spur jiggling again?
Girl 2: Yeah I had sex with 5 guys last night.

Spur Jiggling by Chum73 July 10, 2010

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

spurm burping blow pig by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010

strain the spuds 

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

strain the spuds by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

drain the spuds 

Australian slang.
A male urinating.

I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.

drain the spuds by gladi August 5, 2008

Spurt

The act of releasing semen

I spurted on Jessi's tits

Spurt by darryl February 5, 2003

Spurk 

speaking to ones self while lurking = spurking

Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.

Spurk by spurking society September 23, 2011