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Carnation milk 

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch
"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

Carnation Wa

Carnation, a place where there's meth heads wherever you go. Or a bunch of hoes that'll lick for for a couple bucks. And a Hole bunch of rednnecks that will shoot you for touching there trucks,fat bitches or there beer. So it's perfect if you wanna get your was beat for no reason.
Oh wow, carnation wa sucks, but at least there's hoes everywhere.
Carnation Wa by milkshake567 July 3, 2018

coronacation 

i’m so done w coronacation. i can’t go out.
coronacation by cr1zyfrog March 25, 2020

coronaphoner 

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.

Coronaloner 

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
Coronaloner by cheffykins March 31, 2020

Coronatainment 

Standing on line just to buy your groceries
I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.
Coronatainment by Casper70 April 8, 2020