Acronist

One who is not educated in formalized spelling who is confined to using simple letter abbreviations for words and sentences to communicate with others through some electronic device. This person is known as an Acronist.

Being and Acronist Johnny's message was never understood by the 911 operator and hence he was not able to reach safety in time.

lol = Laugh out loud
ntc = I'm in the can

Acronist by basprimas March 16, 2010

acribitz 

To increase; to go up in number, volume or otherwise gain size. Coined in the television sitcom "Veronica's Closet" by character Perry Rollins (Dan Cortez) when attempting to use another word for 'increase' because he has so frequently used 'increase' to describe push-up bras in various advertisements he writes. In the context of the show, the main character Veronica challenges the legitimacy of the word; but it ultimately ends up spreading so quickly that she sees it used on the evening news.

The new inflatable Veronica's Closet bra will really help to acribitz the appearance of your bust size!

Our doppler radar indicates that rainfall will dramatically acribitz over the next 24 hours.

acribitz by JamesBradford February 18, 2011

Acrodectephobia 

The fear of drinking craft beer

Ed has been working hard to help the people of Bishop fight acrodectephobia by sharing Mountain Rambler Beer with as many as possible.

Acrodectephobia by Ramblerbeer August 12, 2017

Acrost 

An urban legend. A myth. It doesn't exist. Some say it is a mysterious derivative of the word "across", but they would be mistaken. Or the "past tense" of across. However, that claim is ludicrous because across is a preposition. And prepositions don't have "past tenses." For those of you who don't pay attention is English class (all of us!) prepositions have "past participles." People that claim acrost is a word are just like the ones who claim to have seen UFO's or bigfoot. Although bigfoot has those Patterson films. Hmmm...convincing. But these people have no proof that this word exists. And besides they sound retarded when they say it.

a. I went "acrost" the dirt road to get some cigs at the tobacco store in my redneck town. Then I saw bigfoot!!

Acrost by poor grammar pisses me off. April 25, 2009

hells half acre 

Spread throughout an area; Everywhere; All over the place;

Jim spilled the milk all over hells half acre.

hells half acre by OJProductions August 18, 2006

Come across 

When you come across (something) you run into something, most often good things and without planning to do so. One can come across e.g. stuff (books, speakers, you name it), a person, information, and much more.
Very often used in past tense, because you are telling what you came across.

- I came across a Beatles LP a while ago - the joy!

- Yesterday I came across Dave. Man, he has really aged.

- Have you come across our new boss yet?

Come across by Oli_SE April 24, 2013

Mcateer Acres 

A very very hard hood in the middle of ocala florida. a place where a lot of gangsta shit goes on and a lot of ppl get beat up. mcateer acres is also a place where we have absoulutly no fun gurls. the king ada hood is the cuban stallion and the prince of da hood is sasquatch also known as "crunk nigger" and the queen of the hood is olivia and the princess of the hood is jessica. in this hood we used to have many funn ppl and we used to do a lot of fun shit but nowadays everyone has moved out and there is only 5 tight ppl left. a new hood member is coming soon and her name is jennifer matias. the main source 4 entertaiment in mcateer acres nowadays is takin good long strolls to the kangaroo express aka the cornerstore up da road. dat place is the shit. also in mcateer acres all we ever pretty much do is work out every fucken day so if u live here u shud b in pretty good shape. there is also many gay lil fucken inside kids that never come out of their damn house so fuck them.

"a yo i dont think we shud fuck wit dat hard hood mcateer acres"

"yo cuban stallion lets go to the cornerstore"

"yo sasquatch lets workout"

Mcateer Acres by Matt Pietrzak and Lance Sigmon May 17, 2007