The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...
An infection most commonly contracted after the completion of Frosh/Orientation/Welcome Week. Most commonly found in post secondary students. Notably vulnerable sub-populations include Freshman and Frosh Leaders. Symptoms include: Sore throat, lost voice, exhaustion, and the desire to cheer at strangers. It also increases susceptibility to real sickness
-"Do you have any idea where John is? He missed his firstcouple classes of the semester."
-"Oh ya he's at home sick, he came down with a bad case of froshococcus"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.