Pob

Someone who is abit soft, scared of drizzle, moth’s and strong breezes

Lee: “I don’t want to play golf in the rain”
Tom:”stop being a pob”

by Mozza25 June 18, 2020

Pob

A very bad song.

Elon Musk: Hey have you heard the new Lil' Pump song?
Barack Obama: Nah, gimme a listen.
*3 minutes later*
Barack Obama: Wow! That was an absolute pob!

by T. Fwing Productions September 18, 2018

Pob

A man who finds dogs sexually attractive.

A dog fucker.

Pob: Did you see that collie then mate? She was well fit.

Me: No, Pob, it's not normal to fuck dogs you sick cunt.

by P0b April 22, 2017

Pob

1. A pob is someone who is very FOB. When you are a fob and you are Asian you usually pronounce words and say them with the letter "P" so just imagine a fob saying fob, it would sound like pob.

2. It can also be used to describe fobs.

1. I'm a pob.

2. Look at that huge pob.

by Kwami WhiteBread October 22, 2009

Pob

Too totally fuck up

I pulled a right pob the other day

by Exetereagle April 21, 2017

Pob

When the penis has the remnants of faeces on it after engaging in anal sex.
(Blend of poo and knob)

Also used to replace song lyrics. E.g. "pob it like it's hot"

I got a right horrible pob last night...

Primarily a noun, but can also be used as:

A verb: "I'm going to pob her later" or "Let's get pobbing!"

An adjective: "I feel like pob this morning"

An insult: "You're such a pob"

by pobpobpobpobtothetop November 03, 2013

Pob

Post Orgasmic Bliss: the state of being after having an orgasm; to wallow in peace and tranquility; to float in a pool of endorphins.

After some amazing sex with a Brazilian model, I had to pob for a whole 5 minutes.

When I pobbed last night, I thought I was on another planet.

by Tut March 20, 2013