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bongtopia 

bawng-toh-pee-uh
-noun
When a bong is ready and available to smoke out of at all times in a given area.
We went to franks house and it was bongtopia.

Its gonna be bongtopia!
bongtopia by myles the crocodile September 21, 2008
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bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found
"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia
bonertopia by romis1234 August 20, 2008

Bongtopia 

1. A state which, while having the appearance of Utopia, nevertheless has something rotten at its heart.

2. Living in ____ : Having a hot wife who doesn't put out.
Still no action from Mrs. B....something is amiss in Bongtopia.
Bongtopia by Medievil December 9, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026