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Foxsimile 

Any argument, phrase, or sentence that sounds like it is a misrepresentstion if facts (lie) and was taken directly from the Fox News Network.
Republican: Did you know that Bernie Sanders plans to raise the tax rate to 90%!!!
Everyone: Dude, that's a total foxsimile!
Independent: Actually it was Donald Trump that lied and said Bernie wanted to do that. Bernie has been clear that he will not raise it to near that level.
Everyone: FeeltheBern!!!
Republican: Well I hear he's also an illegal!
Everyone: *facepalm*
Foxsimile by IndeRepubOcrat July 23, 2016
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Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019
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facsimile 

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.
I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.
facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

Facsimilephobia 

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!
When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.
The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.
fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimile 

when someone is being a dumbass
facsimile by quesada!@#$ June 15, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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