Flavor Blasted 

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

Flavor Blasted by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Flavor Blasted 

When you get so high you could eat multiple pounds of Goldfish snacks

I smoked last night and I was completely Flavor Blasted.

Flavor Blasted by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020

flavor blasted 

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

flavor blasted by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Flavor Blasted 

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

Flavor Blasted by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

Flavor Blasted 

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

Flavor Blasted by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Flavor Blasted 

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

Flavor Blasted by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Flavor-blasted 

When a man is getting head and doesn't warn the girl before he cums so it shoots her in the face.

"I didn't have time to tell her I was about to cum so I flavor-blasted that face."

Flavor-blasted by HeremySnuu December 9, 2020