Covy Toes is slang for Covid Toes which is a rash-like Covid-19 symptom that you can attract at any age or in any health condition, if that’s either a strong immune system or a weak one, etc. Sometimes Covy Toes may be the only symptom one may have while experiencing Covid-19 and you may find that your toes are swollen as may vary in colours between, purple, pink, and red. This infection may also affect your hands but in both cases will most likely vanish with time and some say they’ve had a case of CovyToes for months on end.
Person 1: Yo, bro, I heard person 3 got a case of the Covy Toes!
Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!
“All restaurants must close indoor and outdoor dining!” Gavin Newsom the Covypocrite proclaimed in between bites of white truffle covered foie gras at a largegroup indoor dinner at The French Laundry.
A pretty redhead. She loves everyone but if she hates you, you done did screwed up and won’t ever get her back. If you have a chance to date a covyn do it because they are amazingly hot, and good at sex.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).