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The made up word my fucking wife uses for morning sickness.
I told you I was blarfy. get the fuck out of here. Can't you go fuck your hand or something?
blarfy by doccerz May 6, 2010
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Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?
blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.
Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.
BLARFED by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009
A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
Blarf by Emishell January 2, 2010

blarfably 

"How blarfably romantic"
blarfably by sapphic_ships June 14, 2017