noster 

A little ball and two penisis but a boy friend(duh-duh-dum)

Brandon Waser doens't have two penisis he just thinks he does reallyhe dont have 1

noster by andrew April 10, 2003

knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.

When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

knob noster by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011

knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.

Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!

knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knob Noster 

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking

Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

Knob Noster by Bigdickbandit32 May 8, 2018

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

nostril hair collector by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020