mac freak

A person who owns a mac. Most likely owns an iphone and a couple of old ipods also. Detests PC. say's thing's like "Listen, once you've owned a Mac, you can never go back!!! Guffaw!!!!!"

I'm really creative and cool. I think I'll buy a Mac Book and sit in starbucks all day drinking free coffee refills whilst pretending I'm working on a manuscript. You're not a writer unless everyone sees you writing. C'mon! Mac Freak!!!!!!!!!!

mac freak by Jiggy Joe July 29, 2009

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Mac & Freak

The act of cooking Mac & Cheese while having sexual intercourse with your partner. Two of the very best things in life, at once. Make sure not to leave the noodles boiling for too long.

Guy 1 “I wanted to have sex with her but I was so hungry, so we Mac & Freaked!”
Guy 2 “Lucky! That is on my bucket list for sure”

Mac & Freak by Juggernaut2121 March 30, 2021

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Mac & freak

To have sexual intercourse with someone, while making Mac & Cheese

“Dude what did you and Emily do when you got back from bars last night”

“We Mac & freaked”

Mac & freak by Juggernaut2121 March 30, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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