Candelization 

The noun form of Candelize

Did you see Joey's candelization last night? That shit was crazy! One second he was a normal boy, and the next thing I know, he is a Japanese Cherry Blossom Bath & Body Candle! I know what I'm getting mom for Christmas this year!

Candelization by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018

Camdenization 

1. The act of realizing that your life won't amount to much and the unwillingness to do anything about it.
2. Also to realize you're not as smart as people told you you were.

After 5 months she had a Camdenization moment when she found herself by herself and always angry.

Camdenization by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

Canalization

Sitting on the toliet and thinking about life

Person 1: "What are you doing man?"
Person 2: "I'm canalizing right now"

Canalization by Nad Ragaz September 12, 2004